25th birthday = new driver’s license = new driver’s license photo
My face looks yellow, my eyes look kinda scared, and I’m tilting to the left. My right eye looks bigger than my left eye, maybe because the circle hologram-thing is right on top of it, giving me this lopsided, bug-eyed look. Or maybe it’s due to the tilt-factor. I’ve got the cheesy smile thing going on, but because of the bulging, frightened eyes, the “smile” looks more like a threatened grizzly bear baring its teeth.
Pour me a drink, bartender—here’s my ID. Yes, I promise that’s me, even though it looks like a jaundiced, bug-eyed wild animal falling sideways out of its chair….
2 comments:
it's almost your birthday!! time to celebrate...
Oh my...I haven't laughed this hard over a blog like, ever. I'm sure you're the hottest jaundiced, bug-eyed, wild animal that looks like it's falling out of its chair that ever walked the earth.
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