I was looking through old college quote lists and some were cracking me up. So I thought I'd share them, for a fun trip down memory lane. (Yeah, I know, I started a sentence with a conjunction. Hey, if it's good enough for Glencoe, it's good enough for me!)
"Actually, this is a cult." - Matt (at Bible study)
"Are these community socks? You know, like the community bikini underwear?" - Heidi
"I hope I get arrested!" - Michael Brown (campus director of Crusade)
*note written on dry erase board* "Janée: talk to me about cheese. - Beth"
"Hey, I don't know about you, but I don't want to have a crotch on our front door." - Beth
"'Stroganoff' made me lose the Warren County Spelling Bee. Stupid Stroganoff." - Heidi
"We're all racist lesbians." - Sara Ricciardi, about everyone living in Rodgers
"Sour cream is my love language." - Michael Brown
"Dude, you are a hottie. Even the guys think so." - Jay Hawthorne, to Matt Lochtefeld
"That would be me...with a capital 'Y'." - Amy
"I've always been naked, deep down inside." - Erik Marshall
"Okay, let's define 'diarrhea'..."- Beth
"What could be better than roast beef?" - Bobbi "Um, an IV of roast beef?" - Karen (Arby's lover to the core)
"My name is Mike....not Bea Arthur!" - some random guy yelling outside
"Not all boys are dumb. Just the ones that go here." - Janée
"I've got more issues than Time magazine." - Josh Coy, punster extraordinaire
"I think 'gease' is a word. It's a lubricant made from birds." - Ben R, playing Scrabble
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