Top 10 Work Quotes of 2006

10. “Sometimes you have to exercise the futility before it can be recognized.” – Abbie

9. “There’s a difference between being positive and being delusional.” – Tina, to Art

8. “How am I gonna show up at home with no pants on?” – Steve

7. “The data shows that nuns who had lower levels of education and smaller head circumference were more likely to suffer from dementia.” – Biology Teacher Wraparound Edition (TWE)

6. “Don’t waste the whole pickle on me!” – Justin

5. “I don’t ‘get’ nuns.” – Jen

4. “We made eggs a’la Boy Scouts.” – DeAnna B. (about making eggs over a campfire)
"Eggs out of what?” – Anne

3. “The right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing…and the left hand doesn’t know what it’s doing…” – anonymous, overheard

2. “PROPS REQUIRED: Medium size glass bowl filled with cut up fruit. Among the fruit should be apples and pears, bananas, and mango (for ethnic variety).” –Chemistry photo spec

1. “You don’t want a book that jumps out at you and says, ‘Look at me! I’m hard!’” – Chemistry focus group member